Pechkeks - What your fortune cookie has kept from you
The Pechkeks stands for the finest black humor. Because it has everything you need to celebrate your bad luck. Messages with the most beautiful imprecations and virtuoso insults. Dark futures and bad news make for monster fun. Stunned faces and loud laughs are guaranteed. The Pechkeks is a must have accessory, for unlucky people and lucky people, power women and high flyers, crybabies and wimps, iron ladies and tough guys. Find your Pechkeks at the Abaddon Mystic Store online store and take your hell party to the next level. So take heart: Order now. Then it's just be strong or hope.
What is the Pechkeks?
The Pechkeks is a black cookie, completely vegan and looks almost like a fortune cookie. But life is too short for boring sayings and praise. Because the contents of the black Pechkeks is gloomy and mean. A small black note with sayings that you just have to take with humor. And the black cookies are also tasty. They are dyed black with activated charcoal and thus get a stylish appearance. The design of the packaging is also eye-catching. Black cats, pumpkin heads and little monsters decorate each paper and make you want more even before you unwrap them.
Pechkeks sayings that will enrich your life
Once broken apart the true treasure of the Pechkeks is revealed. Because it's the bad luck sayings that make them so special. We have picked out a few of the funny sayings for you. Because this will give you an idea of what to expect. Here's a small selection of Pechkeks sayings:
- Today is not your day. Tomorrow unfortunately also not.
- The happiness you seek is in another cookie.
- To the world you are nobody. But to no one are you the world.
- You thought this year went badly? Then wait for the next one!
- There are people who are worse off than you. Even if they are very, very few.
- You have everything in you that you need for your misfortune.
- I wouldn't have eaten it if I were you.
- Today I see black for you.
Why should I buy Pechkeks?
Simple, because it just brightens up any party. Because all you have to do is laugh in the face of your bad luck. Pechkekse are also optimal souvenirs or decoration for any gift. Also for Halloween, Pechkekse must not be missing, because laughter is contagious. If you can't get enough of Pechkeks, you can sweeten the Christmas season with the Pechkeks Advent calendar, with 24 scary messages.
